Asher|21|Demisexual|He/They or They/Them| In my weird lil Marvel and Doctor Who Phase. Occasional meme maker. The other half behind the fic “Regularly Scheduled”
the mickey mouse gang are so fucking funny cause each one of them thinks they have the braincell but none of them do. MAYBE pluto but ONLY in the shorts where he is not starring
mickey: thinks that because he’s in charge this means he has the braincell. this does not give him pride though it gives him major anxiety which only makes him stupider than he already was.
minnie: thinks that she has the braincell beecause she is the only thing keeping mickey sane so like maybe it works that way for everyone??? (it does not)
donald: he may be the only one with common sense but that doesn’t mean he can use it
goofy: we don’t know how he got this impression but he sure has it
daisy: she’s often the straight-man to everyone else’s insanity but the second she is not you realize she’s just as fucking stupid as the rest of them
pluto: he is a fucking dog
oh should also add
chip n dale: each think they have the braincell and each are wrong
scrooge: he may be “street-smart” but he’s too much of an adrenaline junkie to think about anything
huey dewey and louie: whether it be classic canon or 2017 canon they each think they’re the only normal one here and they’re wrong
webby: exact same reasons as scrooge
della: rebuilt an entire rocketship without knowing engineering. also thinks dentistry is fake
pete: now this is just plain hubris
pj: too much anxiety to have thoughts
mortimer: reddit user
clarabelle: who knows WHAT is going on inside her head but there’s no brain in there whatsoever
horace: his head is just the wii shop music theme
von drake: i dont think i need to explain this one
oswald: he thinks that because his kids listen to him on occasion that means he has some level of intelligence. this is not correct
ortensia: she’s sitting in the garden singing “bushel and a peck” while her house is on fire behind her
